ME n MAH MOM (AT WAR)

                                  
When i was in middle school ,mah mom n me were alwayz like Red Sox n Yankeez...:))

I nw try to recollect mah momz no win war wid me.....here's all she wuld say to me frm morning until i go to bed almost everyday...hehe:)
Try to Read da below linez...without punctuationz.....coz dz hw it waz fr me!:)!
Get up now,Brush ur teeth,Wash ur face.Make ur bed
Comb ur hair, are u wearing dt,Werz ur books,Have u finished ur homework,,,,Eat ur breakfast,its most important meal of the day...
Dont shovel...chew slow....but hurry up.(?!?!)
Grab ur coat,,,is ur gymnastics class today...
Come back..did u wash ur back.(omg:))........Be polite,Make friends,,Share ur thingz .......work it out...Wait ur turn,,,Get along...
dun make me come down der(her voice is nearly ghostly when she sayz diz:))
Put ur stuff away...come here come here...Were u born in a barn....Do u want sum hay....Can u even hear a word i say.......(itz actually very hard even to pretend not to hear her...coz of all dt yelling:))
Answer the fone...Get off da fone...Dun sit too close(TV)no games at da table(dining)...no more computer time tonite...ur mp3 playerz is my mine if u dun listen up(holly molly:))
Wer r u goin n wot time r u coimg up...
Saying thnx ,excuse me make u welcome everywhere u roam
U will appreciate me,someday when ur older and your grown....when u have a couple lil children of ur own...u will thnk me for da counsel i gave u....but nw i will thk u.....if u dun roll ur eyes at me
Close urmouth when u chew,.......use a fork...donot burp....or i will set u straight...eat da food( for dinner again)
Get a job,Get a life, Get a Phd.....U r Grounded until u r 36 ....no matter who started it(mah baby sis wuld have actually strted it:((..

for once tell da truth for heavens sake...
                              
n if all ur friends jumped of a cliff ,wuld u jump too?(diz fr tellin dt i did sumthing juz coz mah friendz did it:))
if i have said it once....meanz i have said it thousand times before...dt u r too old to act like .diz.....muz be ur dadz DNA,(hehehe most funniest thing ,she ever said..)mah dadz dna..heheh :))
Luk at me when am talkin.....
Stand straight when u walk...
Derz a place fr eveything.....and everything shuld be in a place...
Stop crying ...or i will give u sumthing real to cry about.....
                   
Wash ur face brush ur teeth put ur PJs on
Get in bad...gimme a hug...say a prayer
And having said all above in a single day...da last word fr da (every)day wul alwayz be "I Love you Pumpkin"
And we both will go thro allllllllllllllll i said above, again...nxt day
And i f i question her like, whyz she so pushy....she alwayz says coz "i am da mom"n u do thingz coz i said so:(( hehe :)) 
HAVING SAID ALL DIZ...I GOT SUMTHING TO TELL MAH MOM .....